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Those of u who think that it is some kind of review of Chetan Bhaghat’s recent novel, should drop that impression, as only things which I liked about the novel were its title & its protagonist(25 yr old) having intimate relationship with his friend’s sister(18 yr old) something like “MY BROTHER’S HOT FRIEND” or “My FIRST SEX TEACHER”, both frm grls point of view though the 18 yr old made all the first moves. But now lets talk about our goof-ups or mistakes…..quite frankly all of us make lots though some know how to cover them up, but what are the biggest mistakes made and lets think about them in a funny way, the most unusual mistakes which could have drastically changed your life. I thought about mine & came out with some very interesting results, which are more like mistakes of my fate than mine. Plzz don’t use ur mind while reading them. Enumerating them:-
a) First, is definitely to be born as human in India. Yes man, u read the line correctly; ok give a thought to it & look at condition of animals wandering on the roads. They have more liberty than u have, shitting and peeing relentlessly all over the places. Fucking bitches overtly, smtimes raping them too, without the fear of being getting caught. Some lucky ones do get to sleep with the rich beautiful ladies and are loved by the women more then their lawfully wedded husbands. Humans are more worried about some species getting endangered then those species themselves. You don’t have to work hard for food, can relish the delicious dishes in garbage or sewage line :)……What more now a days full animated movies are also made by humans on them(Ex. Roadside Romeo).
b) Ok now lets accept the fact that I am born human, then came other big mistake…Hellooo u r born in a middle class family. It would have much been better to be born in some Tata, Birla or Sultan’s house, and be their heir enjoying life till 25 yrs fucking around lots of girls, then going to office one day taking responsibilities. Then, even if I do a blunder say smthing as big as Ratan Tata setting up a plant in Bengal (of 500 crores), would have easily recuperated...no big deal.
c) Then the mistake came after 16yrs when I decided to become an engineer. But I have realized this after coming to the college. One day my father washing his scooter asked me the name of one part which seemed alien…I thought smthing in mind and said it has not been taught about till now (chuckling)..and started telling about spark plug the thing, I remembered, & my father was proud of my narration though I wasn’t making sense neither to him nor to myself. Moreover I never realized engineering is a lot of mugging, a reason due to which I hated bio. Engineers have become jack of all trades but master of none (generally, don’t get angry if u differ), many of them joining investment bankings.
These were some out of the box things which I do think may seem crazy but still it is a different perspective. Waise thanks if u have read till here, do give comments.
